ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
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hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like
no
no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
(Source: ectobiologist, via erya)
tumblr would be a playground for psychologists
(Source: foxnewsofficial, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
my favorite people are blonde with blue eyes
Okay Hitler
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